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Old Aug 13, 2006, 12:27 AM // 00:27   #461
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1147. When you donate blood because you're low on energy.

1148. You shout "I'm using Gale on you!" and then repeatedly blow in someone's face trying to knock them down. Eventually you end up with Exhaustion because you're out of breath.

1149. You look at your shopping list and continually shout "WTB biscuits! 46p each!" and then shout "I'm targeting the biscuits!" so that all you have to do is press "t" to find them.

1150. You hold seances to summon spirits so that you can't take more than 10% of your max health in damage when you hurt yourself.

1151. You repeatedly beat up someone every day until they drop their Thundering iPod of Loud Music.

1152. You assess how much experience and/or pocket money you will earn for finishing the quest to go and get some milk and bread from the shop and if the skill point for it at the end is really worth it.

1153. When someone asks how old you are and you reply "I am 26 years old and am 76% of the way to earning my next age".

1154. When you fail a test and go crazy at the examiners because "THERE'S NO WAY I COULD FAIL WITH 16 POINTS IN INTELLIGENCE!", especially you're equipped with an "Brainy Pencil of Intelligence with a 20% chance of Intelligence +1".

1155. You burst out laughing at people who are ice skating because they're all moving 66% slower than normal.

1156. You double tap your finger on a map to try to go on the Hawaiin holiday you always dreamed of. When you can't get there you think it must be because a) you haven't explored that area yet or b) it's because it's on a different continent and that you haven't done the quest that takes you there so you can go whenever you want by double tapping the boat icon on a world map.

1157. You're in China on holiday during the Festival of the Dragon and ask the guys doing the dragon dance "where did you get that mask?" They reply with "the emperor comes every 2 hours and trades you one for 250 jade wind orbs". You then run around shouting "WTB jade wind orbs! whisper me!"

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Old Aug 13, 2006, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #462
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1158. When you randomly open your/your loved one's jewelry chest hoping something gold will fly out.
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Old Aug 13, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #463
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1159. When you attempt to earn 100% Exploration upon your GF while getting it on.
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Old Aug 13, 2006, 04:19 PM // 16:19   #464
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1160. When you are jogging and you start yelling out "Charge"
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Old Aug 13, 2006, 04:35 PM // 16:35   #465
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1161. when you go to the store, you haggle the prices on materials
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #466
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1162. You see a homeless person in the street and offer him one of your Elonian Mirrors

1163. You gather a group of children together and shout "I'm controlling six minions"

1164. You have a framed photo of Wavecrest Stonebreak on your desk
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 07:30 AM // 07:30   #467
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1165. You try to use tenai's wind in the middle of a supermarket to try to knock people over
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24   #468
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1163. You gather a group of children together and shout "I'm controlling six minions"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you've tried that one, haven't you?
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Old Aug 14, 2006, 01:24 PM // 13:24   #469
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1666. When you play tennis you scream 'SUNDERING ATTACK!' whenever you serve.
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 06:47 PM // 18:47   #470
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1667. When you try to use "Ressurection Signet" on your dead fish, but then you think you didn't equip it when you woke up, so you scream to your mom to zone, then you get locked in your room. In an attempt to get out of your room you use "Escape" on the way out, your brother uses "Scorpion Wire" and you fall on the floor, getting the "Dazed" condition. Once you eat you use your Poisonous Spoon of Eating and accidently get "Diseased" and "Poisoned". You then use "Plauge Touch" to transfer the conditions to your dog, which dies and screams "Rez me!". Then you attempt to raise a "Flesh Golem" from the corspe but you remember you dont have your necro sencondary so you run outside and scream "LFR TO SENJI'S CORNER!". Then you turn around just to get "Barraged" by the passing cars. You then go into the "Deflect Arrows" stance but you get attacked but the Icy Water Sprinkler of Coldness. You finally find a taxi and ask "A run to Senji's is 200g right?". You then get kicked out for asking something crazy. You use "Sprint" to get back into the house but get hexed with "Scorpion Wire" so you shadow step back to a mob of little kids and get attacked by Painful Whiffle Bats of Fortitude.
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Old Aug 21, 2006, 11:55 PM // 23:55   #471
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696) You Hit enter before and after typing a text message in

ICQ,AIM,Yahoo, whatever
So.. annoying..!
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 02:34 PM // 14:34   #472
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1668. When you are at your computer and someone comes into the room to speak to you, you automatically hold down the push-to-talk key before responding to them.
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 03:05 PM // 15:05   #473
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When you realize that you have been at work for two hours and done nothing but read GWguru forum posts.

*tsk*
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 03:26 PM // 15:26   #474
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1170. WHen you try to salvage a kitchen knife, hoping there will be a 20/20 sundering mod on it
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #475
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When you realize that you have been at work for two hours and done nothing but read GWguru forum posts.

*tsk*
Hee hee - - wasn't me!
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 08:28 PM // 20:28   #476
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1171. When you get in a fist fight and dont attack because you have no weapon equipped
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Old Aug 22, 2006, 09:23 PM // 21:23   #477
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1172. When you see something being sold illegal on the streets, and report it to Anet.
(1172b). When you just stopped playing CS on a Bunnyhop server, and is going to walk to one of your friends you think "It would be alot faster to bhop"... Just thought of that because i actually thought it was possible for a moment


Warning - If im bored, and dont know who to do + remembering this topic, i will probably go through all pages and make a list of all stuff being said here. Did that on GWO
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Old Aug 23, 2006, 12:51 AM // 00:51   #478
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When my woman asks me to take off my tin foil homemade helmet and curias before crawling in bed?!
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 01:40 AM // 01:40   #479
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147. When you type /age and see that you have played 300 hours the last month and you aren't suprised at all.
lolz 300 hours thats nuttin! once i typed /age it said you have played 105.952 hours in teh past year i was never afk longer then 5 minutes
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Old Aug 26, 2006, 01:52 AM // 01:52   #480
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1174. When you start itching from withdrawals because you haven't played in the past 2 hours.
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